I have a lurking suspicion

Mark TwainEnglish52 lines1 public analyses
Original Poetry
Translation
I have a lurking suspicion
I have a feeling
That this man is a myth
That this man might not be real
And should I ever ask about him
And if I ever ask about him
Wheeler may recollect old man Jim
Wheeler might remember old Jim
Regardless
Anyway
I let him go his own way
I let him do his own thing
And never interrupted him
And never stopped him
Once
Once
Sure enough he starts on about old Jim Smiley
Sure enough, he starts talking about old Jim Smiley
I do not find buttonholing beguiling
I don't find being cornered interesting
I heard all about how
I heard all about how
He’d bet if he could get anyone to bet on the other side
He’d bet if he could get someone to bet against him
And if he couldn’t
And if he couldn’t
He’d change sides
He’d switch sides
Dog fight?
Dog fight?
Bet on it.
Bet on it.
Cat fight?
Cat fight?
Bet on it.
Bet on it.
CHICKEN fight?
CHICKEN fight?
Bet on it.
Bet on it.
He’d foller a doggone straddle bug to Mexico
He’d follow a bug to Mexico
If he could bet on
If he could bet on
Where he was bound for and how long
Where it was going and how long
He’d be on the road
It would take
Thish-yer Smiley had a Mare
This Smiley had a horse
And thish-yer Smiley had a cow
And this Smiley had a cow
And thish-yer Smiley had a little bull pup
And this Smiley had a little bull dog
And thish-yer Smiley had rat terriers
And this Smiley had rat terriers
And Chicken cocks, and Tomcats
And roosters, and Tomcats
And E-I-E-I-O he had the whole darn Farm
And E-I-E-I-O he had the whole farm
To bet on.
To bet on.
The bull pup would freeze to the hind legs
The bull dog would hold onto the back legs
Of the other fighting dog
Of the other fighting dog
Till he harnessed a dog that didn’t have no hind legs
Until he faced a dog without back legs
Then he looked sort of discouraged like
Then he looked kind of discouraged
He didn’t try no more to win the fight
He didn’t try to win the fight anymore
He limped off a piece
He limped away
And laid down
And laid down
And died.
And died.
And thish-yer Smiley had a frog
And this Smiley had a frog
Dan’l Webster was the name of the frog
Dan’l Webster was the frog’s name
And Smiley was dead set on learning that frog to jump
And Smiley was determined to teach that frog to jump
He’d sit him down and give him a little punch on the rump
He’d sit him down and give him a little push on the backside
And up goes Dan’lflies, Dan’l, Flies
And up goes Dan’l “flies, Dan’l, Flies”
If you were to ask old man Smiley
If you asked old man Smiley
What might it be that you've got in the box?”
“What do you have in the box?”
He’d respond
He’d say
It might be a canary, maybe, but it ain’t, it’s only just a frog
“It might be a canary, maybe, but it’s not, it’s just a frog
Well Thish-yer Smiley had a yaller one-eyed cow-”
Well, this Smiley had a yellow one-eyed cow-”
I did not wait to hear about the afflicted cow.
I didn’t wait to hear about the sick cow.
 

Explanation

This poem is a humorous narrative that reflects the storytelling style of Mark Twain. It centers around a character named Jim Smiley, who is known for his compulsive gambling on anything and everything. The narrator expresses skepticism about Smiley's existence, suggesting he might be a myth. The poem humorously recounts Smiley's betting habits, including his willingness to bet on animal fights and even on a bug's journey. Smiley's collection of animals, including a mare, cow, bull pup, and frog named Dan'l Webster, serves as subjects for his bets. The poem captures the eccentricity and humor of Smiley's character, as well as the absurdity of his gambling obsession. Twain's use of dialect and colloquial language adds to the authenticity and charm of the narrative, making it a classic example of American humor and local color writing.

Word Dictionary10

WordIn EnglishPlain (English)Pron.
lurkinghiddena hidden or sneaky presencelur-king
suspiciondoubta feeling that something might be truesus-pi-cion
mythlegenda widely held but false beliefmith
recollectrememberto bring back to mindre-col-lect
beguilingcharmingpleasantly attractivebe-guil-ing
buttonholingcorneringto stop someone and engage them in conversationbut-ton-hol-ing
follerfollowto go after someone or somethingfol-ler
straddle buga type of buga bug that straddles or spreads its legsstrad-dle bug
yalleryellowthe color yellowyal-ler
afflictedsufferingsuffering or affected by somethingaf-flict-ed

Poet & Context

Era19th Century

Mark Twain, born Samuel Langhorne Clemens, was an American writer and humorist known for his novels 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer' and 'Adventures of Huckleberry Finn'. He is celebrated for his wit and social commentary.

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When1865
WhyThe poem is part of Mark Twain's short story 'The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County', which was written to capture the local color and humor of the American frontier. It reflects Twain's interest in the eccentricities of human nature and the culture of gambling.
FormNarrative Poem

Themes & More

GamblingHumorEccentricityAmerican Frontier
Dialect: Use of regional dialect to add authenticity.Repetition: Repeated phrases like 'Bet on it' emphasize Smiley's obsession.Hyperbole: Exaggerated descriptions of Smiley's betting habits.Irony: The absurdity of Smiley's gambling is highlighted humorously.
I have a lurking suspicion by Mark Twain — Poem, Translation & Meaning